The Last Ticket
During a busy holiday weekend, a woman who was eight months pregnant went to the railway station to return home to her husband. At the reservation counter, when her turn came, there was only one ticket left. Taking pity on a very old lady behind her in line, she offered her berth to the old lady and sent a telegram to her husband which arrived with a small error: "Shall be coming tomorrow, heavy rush in the train, gave birth to an old lady. "
A Good Teacher
One day, a teacher was attempting to teach the names of animals to a class of 5-year-olds. She held up a picture of a deer, and asked one boy, "Billy, what is this animal? ". Little Billy looked at the picture with a disheartened look on his face and responded, "I’m sorry Mrs. Smith, I don’t know. ".
The teacher was not one to give up easily, so she then asked Billy, "Well, Billy, what does your Mommy call your Daddy? " Little Billy’s face suddenly brightened up, but then a confused look came over his face, as he asked, "Mrs. Smith, is that really a pig? "!